Bitter Empire

  • Critic
  • Lawyer
  • SciTech
  • Endings
  • 
  • 
  • 
lawyer

10 Things Never To Say To Your Law School Prof

  Bitter Prof /   September 4, 2018 /   Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Rants, Columns, Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer /   3 Comments

1. Sorry, I got high/drunk/laid last night is not a valid excuse for missing class

2. “Because I got high/drunk/laid last night, I missed class. I can’t make it to any of your office hours, so could you come in on the weekend and tell me everything I missed in class?”

3. “My other grandmother died.” It’s been a rough year for grandmothers in this class.

4. “But the History Channel/Law and Order/TLC/The Discovery Channel told me that you are wrong.”

5. Dude/Chica/Ma’am are not appropriate salutations for your prof.

6. “It’s not my turn” is not a wise way to answer when called on in class.

7. “I don’t need to learn to do anything like proofread, because I’ll have a secretary that does that for me.”

8. “I didn’t do the assignment because I was on vacation.”

9. “Do I really have to wear a suit to court?”

10. Can I have an extension on your assignment so I can work on a different assignment?

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Rants, Columns, Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, nope, professors, profs

Share this post

tell a friend
  • Pingback: Are You Bitter Enough To Write For Us? - Bitter Lawyer()

Legal Choices

  • From the Archives: Partner to Associates: Stop Being ‘Entitled, Whiny Pussies’From the Archives: Partner to Associates: Stop Being ‘Entitled, Whiny Pussies’
  • Bitter Vault: Tom Waits Testifies About Frank’s Wild YearsBitter Vault: Tom Waits Testifies About Frank’s Wild Years
  • Bitter Vault: Why I Deleted My Facebook AccountBitter Vault: Why I Deleted My Facebook Account
  • 11 Famous Law School Dropouts11 Famous Law School Dropouts
  • From the Archives: The Seven Guys You Sleep With in Law SchoolFrom the Archives: The Seven Guys You Sleep With in Law School

I’m A Bitter

  • Critic
  • Lawyer
  • SciTech
  • Endings
  • About Us
  • 
  • 
  • 