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Archives for November 2008

I Want to Move to LA

November 17, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 9 Comments

Currently work at a big NY firm, but I want to move to LA.  Scheduled four interviews for next week.  Problem is: The case I’m working on just heated up.  Don’t think partner will be too thrilled about me calling in sick, or whatever.  Should I tell him I want to move to LA?  That…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter

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Redacting in the Morning

November 17, 2008 by Bitter Temp Guy 12 Comments

I love the smell of redacting in the morning. Mmm…Sharpies and piles of paper. The exciting life of a lowly lawyer.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: document review, redaction

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Caption This! 11-17-08

November 17, 2008 by Bitter Staff 11 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture? Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this man’s computer rage.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day. Editors’ Pick 11-15/16-08 CherieBlossom86: “Sir, my tongue ring is…

Filed Under: Comics, Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This!, Pictures Framed

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Loose Ends, 11-15-08

November 15, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Kanye West got handsy with a Papzi and wound up suspected of assault again for the second time in as many months (Loose Ends, 9-11-08).  He was arrested the first time at Los Angeles International Airport.  Then, most recently, he was taken into custody at his hotel in London. …

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News

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Caption This! 11-15/16-08

November 15, 2008 by Bitter Staff 16 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture? Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this octogenarian’s smooch.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day. Editors’ Pick 11-14-08 Howie: “I just completed a full cavity…

Filed Under: Comics, Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This!, Pictures Framed

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Four Best Fourth-Tier Law Schools

November 14, 2008 by Michael Estrin 29 Comments

Four Best Fourth-Tier Law Schools: Love them or hate them, rankings are everything in life and law.  How else would you propose to measure yourself, your firm or your school against the competition? Unfortunately, for reasons that escape us, nobody has bothered to rank the best fourth-tier law schools in the U.S. Until now… 1.…

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers

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Loose Ends, 11-14-08

November 14, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Here’s one time it wouldn’t be a great idea to blow off a debtor’s kneecaps: Former quarterback Michael Vick’s bankruptcy attorneys say he’ll be reinstated to the N.F.L. and will return to his career following his prison term.  Earnings from resumed play will allow him to settle up with…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News

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Caption This! 11-14-08

November 14, 2008 by Bitter Staff 16 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture? Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this bailiff’s courtroom.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced the next day. Editors’ Pick 11-13-08 Anonymous: “Little known fact: Presidents can up…

Filed Under: Comics, Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This!, Pictures Framed

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Clyde DeWitt, Adult Entertainment Attorney

November 14, 2008 by Bitter Success 10 Comments

Current title and employer? Owner, Law Offices of Clyde DeWitt Years in practice: 35 Law school? Education background? JD, University of Houston Law Center (1973) Masters of Science in Accountancy, University of Houston Graduate School of Business (1976) Bachelor of Science in Electrical Engineering, Milwaukee School of Engineering (1970) How did you get into porn?…

Filed Under: Interviews, Lawyer

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Loose Ends, 11-13-08

November 13, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom 6 Comments

Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Here’s the story of man named Obama, who picked a group including several lawyers for his team.  This group will prepare for a new administration.  And that’s the way they all became the transition bunch.  [Associated Press] It’s bar results season, and while you’re still stuck biting your nails…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News

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