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Caption This! Jan. 24-30

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture? Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this hands-free device.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, January 24. Editors’ Pick (Jan. 17-23): FoSho: “The awkward post-swing breakfast”

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Bitter News, 1-23-09

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Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Harvard and Yale are apparently the two newest signs of the political Zodiac.  And what does your Ivy League sign say about you?  It represents your law school socialization and different theories of governing.  President Clinton, like most born under the YLS sign, was “creative, deep-thinking, [and] engrossed by public policy.” While Obama’s analytically …

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Bitter Factoids

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Mark Twain once said, “I am not one of those, who in expressing opinions, confine themselves to facts.” Here are 15 compelling facts from Bitter Lawyer.  We leave the opinions up to you. 5,528 Number of lawyers on Facebook committed to bringing sexy back. 2 Number of Weird Al Yankovic songs found in Judge Alex Kozinski’s online porn stash according …

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We encourage you to share your bitter and witty commentary. However, comments that are obscene, abusive, overly personal, promote hate, use excessive foul language or are just plain ol’ lame will be removed. Since we do not edit or review comments before they go live, the site owner, administrator, contributor, editor, and/or author reserve the right to edit, delete, or move …

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Bitter News, 1-22-09

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Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: David Iglesias will be re-handling the truth.  In some sort of bizarre real-life sequel, the former U.S. attorney who was fired in 2006 by the Bush administration BUT inspired Tom Cruise’s character in A Few Good Men got a job prosecuting Gitmo terror suspects again.  [Associated Press] Lab tests of a white powder mailed …

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Loose Ends, 1-21-09

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Quick headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: Hopefully Obama listens to the people better than he did Chief Justice Roberts.  And maybe Roberts shouldn’t be afraid to bring the script next time.  And stick to it.  I’ve heard that all the specific words and their arrangement in the constitution are pretty important.  Do over! [The New York Times Blogs] It’s the …

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