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Bitter News, 5-15-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, carbon dated like a busty woman in a German cave: • A real-life company picnic version of the season finale of The Office would result in a litigation value of “$50,000 (per Buffalo branch employee); $200,000 for various hostile work environment claims”—assuming Phyllis and Pam weren’t actually injured. Thank God they’ll have the summer to …

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British journalist and Guardian editor CP Scott once said, “Comment is free, but facts are sacred.” Here at Bitter Lawyer, we give you the facts for free and believe that (good) comments are sacred. $57,000 Median starting salary for a private criminal defense lawyer with less than one year of experience, according to PayScale.com. $113,805 Median salary for a private …

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Bitter News, 5-14-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom while waiting for your Golden Girl heroin hook-up to hit you back: • “If Stanford Law professor Kathleen Sullivan is nominated to the Supreme Court, she’ll likely have to answer at least one embarrassing question during her confirmation hearing: How did she fail the California bar exam?” Gender aside—even though we’ve all seen the company …

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Bitter News, 5-13-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that are all you have left post Craiglist “Erotic Services” lockdown: • California love. Golden State Supreme Court Justice Carlos Moreno is on the list for Obama’s SCOTUS pick, but that fatty, diabetic Judge Sonia Sotomayor is right there with him. And even though most people could give a rat’s ass over the diversity spectrum …

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Bitter News, 5-12-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that help eradicate polio like lawyers at the Bridgeport Rotary Club: • It’s strictly no peeking in the exam room and the men’s room. Pretty obvious.  But Syracuse University College of Law is watching out for cheaters this exam period by allowing only one bathroom break because of a narc email to administration alleging that …

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Bitter News, 5-11-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom perfected in an attic, just like Adams High’s moot court case: • Arizona State’s Sandra Day O’Connor College of Law is the No. 1-ranked party law school out of the top 102 schools in the country.  And UVA gets props for gettin’ down best in the T14.  Although, it’s reported that 100th-ranked “Where Fun Goes …

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