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Bitter News, 8-11-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as delicious and guilty as fast food: • Female sex symbol attorneys should start a club.  And what a club it would be.  This last month alone has seen a number of celebrity women calling on their lawyers to help with their (always surprising and unplanned?) naked appearances on the internet.  Last month, ESPN’s Erin …

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Bitter News, 8-10-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that crack harder than Vanessa Hudgens’ lawyer—and Dane Cook: • Talk about a gunner! Kate McLaughlin is headed to Northwestern University this fall for law school.  And she just turned 19.  She scored 174 on her LSAT with no real preparation, will pay for it herself, and is a huge idealist who’s big into Prop. …

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Bitter News, 8-7-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that are totally RIP-ing John Hughes: • What does Obama’s golf game say about him?  According to Ernie the Attorney: “People who fudge golf rules tend to fudge rules in real life. People who adhere strictly to golf rules tend to be very honorable in their real life.” He’s been trading in hoops for a …

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Bitter News, 8-6-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as wonky as Steven Tyler at Sturgis: • “Congratulations!” Sonia is “approved!” And not just by the Turget lady, but by the U.S. Senate.  Judge Sotomayor had some GOP love growing in her confirmation garden, which harvested a vote of 68-31.  Her results weren’t as close as Justice Thomas but were more split than Chief …

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Bitter News, 8-5-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, so take your trousers off and enjoy National Oyster Day: • The pathetic gunman who killed three women and himself after opening fire in a Pittsburg fitness center Tuesday has a long history of homicidal thoughts, according to his diary—and he worked in BigLaw, according to his online profiles.  “George Sodini, 48, listed himself as …

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