Bitter News, 9-3-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom who, like some celebs, have done awful shit—but you’ll forget: • We’re busting at the seams.  No more law schools.  No more law students.  You’re clearly not welcome here.  Don’t think you’re going to be the exception.  The writing is on the wall, people.  Move along.  Because guess what!  The better the law school means …

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Bitter News, 9-2-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom with a masculine name to help find a law job more easily: • [The following links are possibly NSFW, but how the hell do I know where you work?] Not sure if you know (or will admit to knowing) what TheDirty.com is, but it’s a site run by Nik Richie, “the world’s first ever reality …

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Air, Unconditioned

Bitter and Abused Columns, Lawyer 27 Comments

Well, it’s official: I literally work in a sweatshop.  And in the time it takes me to write this, I will have lost seven ounces of waterweight—all sweat. It’s brutally hot outside, but it’s a damn oven in here because the guy with his name on the front door refuses to pay for us to use the central air conditioning.  …

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Bitter News, 9-1-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that will run 71 weeks on the charts, just like Jason Mraz: • A billion-story tidal wave is hitting New York, washing away all the BigLaw Summer Associate jobs from the future.  Summer 2010 is shaping up to be a blockbuster disaster complete with “less than half” special effects and 2Ls in panic mode, ready …

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Four Coolest TV News Lawyers

Bitter Staff Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer 20 Comments

With the right amount of looks and talent, who wouldn’t flee the life of a lawyer to talk on camera for money?  We previously unveiled our picks for the four hottest female lawyers working on television. This time, we’re giving the guys their due. But we’re not judging them on hotness because, let’s face it, Us Weekly we ain’t. Instead, …

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