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Caption This! Oct. 31-Nov. 6

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on in this picture? Put your lawyerly wit to the test and post a comment with a hilarious caption about this executive baller.  And keep it clean.  (Ish.) The editors’ favorite entry will be announced next Saturday, November 4th. Editors’ Pick (October 24-30): Magic Circle Jerk: “Is it Halloween? Or are we letting …

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Bitter News, 10-30-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that wonder if anyone could care about Briteny’s new 3 video: • Boo!  (I know it’s rude to sneak up on someone on a blog and just “Boo” them like that, but tis the season.) Joan Lukey, currently a partner in the Boston office of Ropes & Gray, recalls a case of a company CEO …

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Bitter News, 10-29-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that are more productive than swastidoodling:  • Can no one get away with a little cheap thrill anymore?  “Government lawyer fired after caught with stripper in graveyard during lunch break.” South Carolina Assistant State Attorney General Rowland Corning and an 18-year-old woman were pulled over on a one-lane dirt drive behind a cemetery.  Yeah, she …

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Five Monsters You Meet In Law School

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For some of us, law school was a horrifying place, filled with terror and dread. Fortunately, there’s Halloween—a time when we can collectively put our fears out in the open and (hopefully) conquer them. So, in honor of Halloween, Bitter Lawyer is revealing the spooky truth about real law school monsters. ________________________________ 1.  THE GHOST At best, you saw this …

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Bitter News, 10-28-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as creepy as an charity fundraiser for an abortion-doctor murderer: Sports, sex, high-ranking women and the law—all the themes for today… • Does the thought of the Phillie taking on the Yankees make you want to do the nasty? “A lawyer for a Philadelphia woman [Susan Finkelstein] charged with offering sex for World Series tickets …

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Bitter News, 10-27-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom reminding you that most Halloween costumes will not get you laid: • “A man who sneaked a bag of his feces into a San Diego courtroom during his home-invasion robbery trial, smeared it on his lawyer and threw it at jurors has been sentenced to 31 years in prison.” But it’s more for the robbery, …

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Bitter News, 10-26-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that recognize 62 years of Hilary Clinton—and her snappy fashions: • A headline that is finger-lickin’ good: “Lawsuit Alleges KFC Causes Cancer, Customers Shrug.” Supposedly them doctors say that grilled chicken may grow tumors in ya.  But it’s a small price to pay for that delicious grilled taste, some die-hard lovers say.  Poison makes things …

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