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Bitter News, 12-8-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom with a recommendation to pair Champagne with fish vagina: • Order up another Spitzer Media-Makover Special!  We have a new sex scandal on our hands—except this one is kinkier… When’s the absolute worst time to forget your hate-sex safe words?  When you’re about to die and need to use your hate-sex safe words.  Green balloons.  …

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Bitter News, 12-7-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as gangster as Public Enemy rapping about 9-1-1 and not 9/11: • Hit the panic button!  We forgot about the pending A.I. invasion.  Has anyone yet thought about what the hell is going to happen (legally speaking) when robots take over the planet?… Um, yes, actually.  Phew.  [San Francisco Chronicle] • The Supreme Court said …

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Marc Randazza: His Profane, Pornographic, Anti-Glenn Beck World

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There’s probably no other lawyer like Marc Randazza. He’s irreverent, outspoken, foul-mouthed, endlessly entertaining and on a hot streak. When he’s not defending the First Amendment rights of porn studios and bloggers, he might be on the beach, cooking up a tasty stingray. In November, Randazza beat back a lawsuit filed by a Miami Law School Professor against online legal …

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Bitter News, 12-4-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that don’t need a study to know that spread legs = sexual attraction: • Our entire parochial upbringing was spent being reminded that Jesus does not judge us and knows what’s in our hearts.  Well, what if J.C. was a juror for your criminal trial?  It was close to happening when a 59-year-old Birmingham, AL …

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I’m Curious About the Differences Between Tier-1 Law Schools

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I’m a senior in the tail end of the law school application process—and a rather late switch to pre-law.  (I’m an applied science major.) I know the tiers [of law school rankings], but I was wondering how much difference there is within Tier 1.  More specifically, what’s the difference, if any, between a top-3 school (e.g. Harvard), a top-6 school …

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Bitter News, 12-3-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as hot as the extra $5K Sullivan is throwing at their 2002 class: • Germany is a lawyer’s best friend.  Unlike “at-will” employment in America, the Deutsch don’t allow you to “simply cut employees in order to cut costs.” British firms like Allen & Overy and Clifford Chance have been forced to reinstate lawyers the …

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Bitter News, 12-2-09

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that celebrate a sign of prospective law school-ers abstaining: • Jennifer Lopez, who’s been trying to keep an alleged sex tape of her and her first husband on the J.Down-Lo, was finally granted a protective order.  Though the exact details of the order are a little hard to make out seeing as Judge James Chalfant …

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