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Bitter News, 1-29-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom to be enjoyed under the brightest full moon of the year—fart!: • As Jay Leno acknowledged last night, women cannot get enough of handsome Senator Beefcake Scott Brown.  A 1982 nude Cosmo pictorial shot while Brown was in law school cemented that.  In fact, his dashing looks have been so infectious in politics that women …

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Bitter News, 1-28-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that give you more reasons for not getting it up than you need: • Greg Oden has nothing to apologize for.  If your penis has to make legal news, at least it’s a dong so damn big that the word “Snuffleupagus” keeps appearing in headlines.  After naked picture of the Trail Blazers center hit the …

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Bitter News, 1-27-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as hilarious as Steve Jobs’ (fake) diary from today’s iPad unveiling: • People of Earth: “Conan O’Brien is getting ‘Justice’ at NBC after all.” Days after leaving the network and the Tonight Show in a late-night legal brawl, NBC picked up an hour-long drama pilot from O’Brien’s Conanco production company with the working title Justice, …

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Bitter News, 1-26-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as unexpected as Tim Tebow telling you to not abort babies: • While Snooki fields offers to party with 2Ls, JWOW organizes her own press conference about her (and her breasts) safety, and the cast of Jersey Shore enjoys life in high demand—ahem, graduating class at Wisconsin Law—what happens next?  Will the group stick together …

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Bitter News, 1-25-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that say, “Oh, Snap!  It’s bubble wrap appreciation day” (video): • President Obama will not be available to personally responds to his summons for jury duty in Chicago today.  He has a prior engagement with the Los Angeles Lakers.  And wars.  [Los Angeles Times] • Like lawyer father not like lawyer son.  The son of …

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Five Reasons Entertainment Law Rules

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After analyzing every possible legal niche in the universe, Bitter Lawyer has determined that, hands down, the best law gig in the world is… Entertainment lawyer.  As our interviews with top entertainment attorneys Carlos Goodman and Tara Kole attest, if you have to be a lawyer, practicing in Hollywood is where it’s at.  (If you can break in.) And here …

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Bitter News, 1-22-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that are a ray of sunshine—like Britney in court: • It’s harder to cross examine a star football coach than it is a Catholic priest—so we’ve heard.  Mike Leach would likely be no exception.  Which is probably why a judge ordered Leach’s case claiming wrongful termination from Texas Tech should be settled in mediation.  [USA …

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