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Bitter News, 2-12-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as critically analyzed as a Jersey Shore porn parody: • You can practically hear NBC playing the trumpeted climax of the Olympic Fanfare song already.  (And a serious R.I.P. goes out to the Georgian luger who died at 90 miles per hour on the track today.  But the show must go on.) And the Vancouver …

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Bitter News, 2-11-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as sad as Jersey Shore’s Vinny missing his chance to go to Yale: • Forget the ironic fact that Michael Jackson’s autopsy report revealed that the singer actually had Vitiligo—a man still stands to be blamed for his death.  And that man, Dr. Conrad Murray, may have to appear in court before “a black-dominated downtown …

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Bitter News, 2-10-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as helpful as lingerie tips (and poses) from Victoria Secret models: • Conan’s Tonight Show contract has been revealed.  And it turns out [big “dun, dun, dun” reveal music here] that “NBC did define ‘Tonight’ as the series that airs at 11:35 as far back as 2002.” There was also some other nice language in …

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Bitter News, 2-9-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as unfortunate as Olympic “Snowmageddon”: • You’re dying to know.  Here are the most-wanted law schools in terms of each program’s sign-of-the-times surge in law school applications.  Cornell is obviously (and randomly) number one, with their apps spike of 52% more than last year.  Who trails them?  Not sure these numbers really seem right.  But …

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Bitter News, 2-8-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as spoof-y as Tiger Woods “feeling lucky” on Google: • Are lawyers getting rich on 9/11 and the legal battle over Ground Zero worker compensation?  Defense firms have already made nearly $200 million fighting claims.  Plus: “Lawyers for the workers—who have yet to be paid—stand to reap 30 percent to 40 percent of all settlements …

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Bitter News, 2-5-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that should be the 21st movie law students must see: • I know he deh-din’t!!  When Ashby Jones, editor of the Wall Street Journal Law Blog compared Cornell Law School to Lady Gaga saying, “Both are white hot, but the explanations behind each’s popularity don’t don’t fully add up,” Above the Law’s David Lat read …

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