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Bitter News, 3-31-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as hot as an offer to meet James Toback at the Harvard Club: • Kenneth Schneider, CEO of a London-based M&A firm, international business attorney and performing arts philanthropist, was charged “with two counts of sex tourism for engaging in an eight-year sexual relationship with a young ballet dancer he met in Russia, federal authorities …

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Bitter News, 3-30-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as American as a tramp stamp and Weapons of Ass Destruction: • Even though people murmur and make mention of rumors that Justice Souter and Justice Sotomayor might, maybe, could be gay, America has never had an openly gay Supreme Court judge.  Could “America” even handle such a thing?  Well, the legal media is burning …

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Bitter News, 3-29-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as “still kickin” as 92-year-old attorney W. Jerome Offutt: • It’s like 10 years worth of People’s Most Beautiful People issues wrapped up into one master, lawyer-specific list—except with less beautiful people and more lawyers!  Who have lots of swing and power.  Basically, it’s a list of the decade’s 40 most influential lawyers broken down …

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Dear PhilaLawyer: My Crush is a Slut; Who Can I Assault?

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[Ed. Note:  The following is the second reply in Bitter Lawyer’s offer to Ask the Philadelphia Lawyer Anything.  We received a ton of “interesting” entries seeking advice from the all-knowing lawyer/writer, but he is only answering three.  The lucky person who submitted the below question just won a copy of The Philadelphia Lawyer’s best-selling book, Happy Hour Is for Amateurs: …

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Bitter News, 3-26-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as apologetic as you’d be for having “negro” on the Census form: • Rangers pitcher and “renaissance man” Darren O’Day scored sky high on the LSAT and MCAT, but his low ERA keeps him in the game.  He studied a few hours in a bar he was working in before taking the LSAT, but trix …

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Bitter News, 3-25-10

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Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as reliable as Shai LaBeouf’s stock tips—“The BL Bump”: • WWJD in TX?  What if Jesus were sentenced under Texas law?  Have you ever thought of that?  YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN’T THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?  Baylor Law School professor Mark Osler had a hankering to determine if Jesus would have still been executed had he faced …

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