A year is a year, and a chicken is a beast, especially if you are ficken the chicken. Plus, a Good Samaritan stops to help . . . and then opens fire.
Archives for September 2011
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QI have a C average at a second tier school. While I have good work experience, I’m worried about finding a job out there when I graduate. I’ve interned each year during law school and I’m currently a clerk for the in-house counsel of a large (Fortune 500) corporation. I have decent experience in a…
In a banner day, we get 6 judges who go nuts on the bench, divorce on the grounds of Alzheimer’s, and a guy who changed his name to Led Zeppelin II.
Poetic Justice, where Bitter Lawyer mashes poems, lyrics, and depositions to come up with a unique brand of resampled artisanal legal work. We also curate found depositions and other legal literacy. If you come across an awesome piece of poetic justice or feel the need to create one yourself, send it our way. We’ll take…
Kimber and Mark dig into the latest LSAT inflation scandal, weigh in on judges asking clerks to work for free, and finish with food and carcasses.
The list of guys a relatively attractive girl sleeps with in law school is mostly comprised of non-classmates.
Ten weird laws from around the world, stealing art from Arby’s, and a follow-up post on the nuances of being “struck by turtle.”
Last week, the FDA issued a warning stating that Brazilian Blowout has dangerously high levels of liquid formaldehyde.
Injury codes for turtle assaults, White Castle sued again, and what to do when reporters come to your office. All in today’s legal humor roundup.