A poetic mashup of Katy Perry, and lessons in creating a solid deposition record about what happened last Friday night.
Archives for September 2011
Maybe it’s just us (and we said it here before about bumped up Wachtell salaries) but cash for associates is a no-brainer.
A truly harrowing tale of motherhood gone horribly wrong. Plus debunking Mr. Law School and what to do about French sexlessness and public nudity.
If you don’t satisfy these eight criteria, you don’t work in BigLaw. You just work at a law firm that’s big. There’s a difference.
Unemployed and sitting around in your tighty whiteys past Labor Day? Our list of hot jobs that are still in demand, even ones that a lawyer could do.
In reliving all of the excruciating mistakes I made during on campus interviews, I realized that there were actual lessons to be learned.
Pro Tip: Charles didn’t proofread his resume carefully, and used an en dash where he should’ve used an em dash. When the recruiting coordinator–a former copy editor–saw that error, it triggered a violent PTSD episode that resulted in two deaths! Now Charles lives in a cardboard box. You don’t want to be like Charles, do…
If you are not already a redhead or a gunner, Mr. Law School has a few simple tips to avoid being called on in class.
Cutting associate paychecks, benchslapping, the Bumblebee Men, and it’s still illegal to use a spring gun capable of inflicting some serious death.