Man stabs his lawyer with a pen–for the third time. Plus, stealing pigs feet, armed robbery of a meatball sub, and 36 hours in jail for lack of ID.
This Halloween I planned to do the same exact thing I do every Halloween: spend four days lying to random girls and picking up digits for the winter.
Don’t mess with your paralegal. She remembers.
Wow. The Kardashian-Humphries sham marriage, drunk wrestling at a brewery, and a year’s worth of chicken for the safe return of a green cow.
The last impenetrably bulletproof glass ceiling hovering over the heads of women prevents us from entering into friendships with men.