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Archives for March 2012

Seasoned Professional Seeks to Jump Ship

March 13, 2012 by Q.A. Otenger Leave a Comment

Twenty-eight years after graduating from law school I’m drafting the all-important “Profile” section of my resume.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: alternative careers, applying for jobs, Resume

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Spring Break Overachievers

March 13, 2012 by Mr. Law School Leave a Comment

Mr. Law School is not a fan of the overachievers who would rather study in the library then party.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video Tagged With: Mr. Law School Sam E. Goldberg, spring break

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When You Teach a Lawyer to Fish

March 12, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Give a lawyer a client and he eats for a day. Teach a lawyer how to string a client along and he eats for a lifetime.

Filed Under: Comics, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This!, gl11

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The Biggest Threat to the Profession

March 12, 2012 by Albert Wang Leave a Comment

A political cartoon by regular Bitter Lawyer cartoonist Albert Wang.

Filed Under: Comics, Lawyer Tagged With: ABA, legal market, regulation

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It's Monday Morning March Madness!

March 12, 2012 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

The NCAAA doesn’t have a lock on all the madness. It’s March Madness everywhere.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Chris Christie, law schools, March Madness

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Top Posts of the Past Week (March 10, 2012)

March 10, 2012 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

The best leftovers from the past week on Bitter Lawyer

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: no image, Top Picks

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Caption This! March 9, 2012

March 9, 2012 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Reach deep for your lawyerly wisdom and wit and find a good caption for this week’s clip art image from Shutterstock.

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This!, gl11

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I'm Watching a Partner Deteriorate

March 9, 2012 by Ex-Bitter Leave a Comment

I feel a great deal of loyalty to the partner, but I am concerned about the future of the law firm, and more importantly, my job.

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, gl11, mental health, partners

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Superheroes of the Legal Profession: Paralex

March 8, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Paralex is a nondescript and overworked paralegal during the day, but packs a powerful legal superhero punch when called upon to do justice.

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Lawyer, Superheroes of the Legal Profession Tagged With: paralegals, Paralex, superheroes

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Five Types of Law Firm Partners

March 8, 2012 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

From BigLaw to the mom-and-pop shop, partner track bottlenecking forces every firm to suffer a garden variety of big chiefs. As a ball-busting, hopeful associate, if you don’t see yourself being (or being able to morph into) one of these five types, you may as well prepare for many frigid years of being looked over.…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: From the Archives

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