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Archives for April 2012

Top Posts of the Past Week (April 7, 2012)

April 7, 2012 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

The past week’s most read posts and content from legal humor connoisseur Bitter Lawyer

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: no image, Top Picks

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Caption This! April 6, 2012

April 6, 2012 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

You know the drill. Your best proposal for a caption for this retro stock image. Winners announced each Friday.

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This!, gl11

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I Still Live with My Mom

April 6, 2012 by Ex-Bitter Leave a Comment

I still live with my mom even though I’ve been employed at my law firm for about four years now. Should I move out or stick it out?

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, gl11, student loans

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Five Things New Lawyers Actually Do

April 5, 2012 by Goo, Esq. 16 Comments

Almost any literate jack-ass can be an associate attorney if he has access to a computer and/or a ride to a place that does

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Featured Lawyer, Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: associates, Bitter by Numbers

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You Can Never Un-See Partner Porn

April 5, 2012 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

Once the desktop screen appeared, he immediately clicked and found the “xxx” directory. Before you know it, I saw breasts bouncing on the screen, and he instructed me and the associate to watch a stream of hard-core porn on the computer.

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: From the Archives

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Botox, Lip Injections, and Hair Extensions are Probably the Answer

April 4, 2012 by Law Firm 10 Leave a Comment

I need botox, lip injections, and hair extensions. There really is no other way around it.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: botox, lip injections, plastic surgery

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A Law School Open House Itinerary, Explained

April 3, 2012 by Not an Elle Leave a Comment

What I suggest can be expected during law school open house events for prospective law students.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, law studens, prospective students

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Professors Reveal the Law Students They Haze

April 3, 2012 by Mr. Law School Leave a Comment

At Barrister’s Ball, I overheard professors telling their dates about the law students they hazed in class

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, Video Tagged With: Mr. Law School Sam E. Goldberg, professors

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Why Lawyers Can't Get Dates

April 2, 2012 by Albert Wang Leave a Comment

Watching lawyers try to date is painful.

Filed Under: Comics, Lawyer Tagged With: dating, lawyers

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Weekly Shenanigans

April 2, 2012 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

It’s almost refreshing to have a blast from the past like Octomom in the news—that is, the strange legal news

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: animals, Bitter News, prostitution

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