The past week’s most read posts and content from legal humor connoisseur Bitter Lawyer
Archives for April 2012
Caption This! April 6, 2012
You know the drill. Your best proposal for a caption for this retro stock image. Winners announced each Friday.
I Still Live with My Mom
I still live with my mom even though I’ve been employed at my law firm for about four years now. Should I move out or stick it out?
Five Things New Lawyers Actually Do
Almost any literate jack-ass can be an associate attorney if he has access to a computer and/or a ride to a place that does
You Can Never Un-See Partner Porn
Once the desktop screen appeared, he immediately clicked and found the “xxx” directory. Before you know it, I saw breasts bouncing on the screen, and he instructed me and the associate to watch a stream of hard-core porn on the computer.
Botox, Lip Injections, and Hair Extensions are Probably the Answer
I need botox, lip injections, and hair extensions. There really is no other way around it.
A Law School Open House Itinerary, Explained
What I suggest can be expected during law school open house events for prospective law students.
Professors Reveal the Law Students They Haze
At Barrister’s Ball, I overheard professors telling their dates about the law students they hazed in class
Why Lawyers Can't Get Dates
Watching lawyers try to date is painful.
Weekly Shenanigans
It’s almost refreshing to have a blast from the past like Octomom in the news—that is, the strange legal news