BREAKING: Stoned Husband Consults with Committee of Evil Cats Before Shooting at Sexting Wife

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Ex-police lieutenant wife sexting with younger man at bar. Crazy husband catches her. They go home. Crazy husband investigates further. Gets stoned. Discusses matter with in-house committee of felines. They apparently advise him to shoot her. He shoots at wife sleeping on inflatable mattress. Misses by a foot. Sentenced to 10 years. Wife divorces him. Whereabouts of evil cats unknown. …

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Caption This! (August 24, 2012)

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this clever comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the clip art …

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