Everybody wants to win the breakup. Whether that means you hit the gym after getting dumped to drop a few pounds in an effort to become more attractive or simply dating the extremely good looking (albeit dumb as a box of rock and unable to hold a single full conversation) coworker just to create some…
Archives for 2012
Thursday already?! Amazing. Time flies when you’re getting your ass kicked at work. Just in case you’re one of the few employed associates with enough time on his or her hands to actually have a hobby outside of the ol’ sweatshop, this Bitter Vault is for you.
No, you don’t want to speak like an attorney. Men will flee from you.
Set in Comic Sans damn it!
Last time we visited TIWIANACDA (acronym in progress), Lamarcus Williamson punched his attorney Dan Hall in the mouth because, well, he didn’t like the plead deal that he agreed to. This time we have an alleged murdered, Jerome Power of Grand Rapids, Iowa.
The end of the law school party
Here are the best posts from last week, i.e., the most-read posts published during the work week ending on November 23, 2012. Check ’em out! How to Spend Time With Non-Lawyers During the Holidays 4 Reasons for Law Students to be Thankful New York DA’s Former Profession: Porn Star! Bad Experience What’s In Your Wallet?…
What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? You tell us. Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this clever comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editors’ pick will be announced next…
One last “what are you thankful” post, this time from the Bitter Vault. And still relevant. Happy Thanksgiving! Post image via Shutterstock
All the Bitter News – and disgusting news – that’s not fit to print, by Doug Stephan.