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3 Ways To Stay Awake During Your Bar Prep Class

  Bitter Lawyer /   July 15, 2019 /   Featured, Lawyer /   1 Comment

Torture Your Eyeballs

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This method isn’t for the faint-hearted, both because it is insane and because you will have to work a bit to track it down. For some inexplicable reason, the Japanese invented mentholated eye drops. Yes, eye drops. If you’ve ever accidentally touched any mucous membrane after putting on, say, Ben-Gay, you know that cool rush can turn painful. Now imagine DOING THAT TO YOUR EYES.

You used to be able to get these eyedrops on Amazon, but apparently there’s not enough call for them to keep them in stock there. We can’t imagine why there isn’t a much bigger demand for eye-torturing eyedrops. However, if you hit up ebay or some sites that specialize in importing things from Japan, you can get hooked up. You’ll need to work on not yelping like an idiot and leaping out of your seat if you decide to use these during a class. Trust us: these things hurt.

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