Alternative Caffeine Delivery Mechanisms
Sure there’s coffee, or Mountain Dew, or Red Bull, or whatever else it is that you pour down your gullet in order to stay semi-lucid. But let’s face it: there’s only so many beverages you can drink before you feel positively waterlogged. This means you have to figure out some other way to get that sweet sweet caffeine into your system.
Sure, this stuff tastes about as good as licking tar, but you will stay awake, and it doesn’t look all that weird to shovel piles of gum into your mouth, relatively speaking.
Listen. You need to shower. Trust us on this one. You might as well use some soap that is loaded with caffeine.
We joke a lot about mainlining caffeine to keep yourself awake, but let’s have some real talk. Do not go so far as to order caffeine powder, which is so potent that it can literally kill you. It is impossible to pass the bar if you are dead.
Sure, eating beef jerky with caffeine added may look a bit uncouth in a crowd of 200+ sweaty and sleepy law students, but you are eating meat with caffeine, so you are a worldbeater. Stand tall.
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