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  Gregory Luce /   February 13, 2019 /   Lawyer, News & Views /   2 Comments

Two Boxes of Aged Doeskin Tissues

doeskin-tissue Anyone need new-in-the-box facial tissues that have aged 75 years? The seller explains that these two boxes of tissues sat in a Hollywood mansion for fifty years, and that the seller has now been hanging on to them now for the last 25 years. Why?

Were these two boxes kept all these years by a fading Hollywood beauty who was addicted to soft tissues or by a legal buff who followed the litigious company’s lawsuits for trademark infringement, such as Doeskin Products v. United Paper Co.

Got it, it’s about spoliation of evidence. Apparently, because Countess Lydia Grey Doeskin Tissues were the subject of litigation, these two specific boxes of tissues are now worth $144. Hmmm. As the seller says, this is “for your favorite law geek or Trademark Wrangler.” $144.00.

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