Now, we’re not talking about those ones where a dude glowers over the freeway dressed in a $150 suit with a dark dress shirt like he’s Regis Philbin circa 1998. Those things are a dime a dozen. These billboards go the extra mile (Pun totally intended. Sue us.) to make lawyers look absurd. 1. The Super…
Top Five Things You Are Doing To Avoid Studying For Finals
You know the drill. It’s finals time, and when you’re not wallowing in regret and self-loathing, you’re avoiding studying. Not in cool fun ways like going out to dinner or seeing a movie, but more in pathetic home-bound ways where you tell yourself that any moment now, you’ll start studying. For sure. Promise. Right after…
3 Ways To Stay Awake During Your Bar Prep Class
As your bar prep course drags on, you are likely finding it harder and harder to stay awake. So weird that hours of lectures on the UCC aren’t scintillating enough to keep you fully engaged, right? Who would have guessed? And then people get all huffy if you climb over them every fifteen minutes to get fresh…
‘Excuseman’ Probably Shouldn’t Have Stolen From Clients To Support His Bad YouTube Video Habit
You know that here at Bitter Lawyer we love us some attorney-related videos. We dig the terribawesome commercials as much as we adore the inexplicable song parodies. We thought our love could never be tamed, and we would always find lawyer videos enjoyable. Then we had the misfortune to find the videos of one Jordan Margolis, an…
Even More Awesome Legal Parody Songs
With so many talented, about to be under-employed, law students out there, we felt it was time to create another assemblage of ridiculous legal parody songs. And so, in no particular order and with our only purpose being to share the love, we bring you even more awesome legal parody songs. Syracuse Law parody of “1985”…
Your Very Bitter Lawyer Gift Guide
‘Tis the season, to buy all sorts of crap for the people you love the most. Or want to suck up to in case they’ll throw some business your way next year. Or so we hear. Working in our pajamas has not been conducive to that style of networking. Anywho, because we’re super helpful, we…
National ‘Love A Lawyer Day’ Is the Single Dumbest Thing We’ve Ever Heard Of
Obviously, making fun of our own profession is pretty much our brand identity, so we’re totally thick-skinned about people who are not lawyers making fun of us too. Turns out that some people aren’t nearly as resilient as we are, however, so someone at an organization we’ve never heard of – the American Lawyers Public Image…
Lawyers, You Really Shouldn’t Take This Case
So you have a potential client that got dinged with a DUI charge. No big deal, right? Those things happen all the time. Probably a way to get her out from under the thing — breathalyzer test protocols weren’t followed, she was actually on Benadryl, whatever. Oh, except for the part where she Periscoped the…
Best Judge or BESTEST Judge?
We don’t even know where to start with this Ohio judge, Stephen Edwin Weithman. His misconduct is so over-the-top, so absurd, that it just might be performance art. What do you even do with a judge who, over the course of only two divorce cases, managed to: Mockingly imitate the voice of the attorney for…
Kathleen Kane Defense Nets Massive Porn Release
Kathleen Kane (D), the sitting Pennsylvania Attorney General currently under indictment for alleged perjury and other charges, has long said that the source of her legal troubles is the ‘old boy network’ in state government. Her defense to allegations that she leaked secret grand jury testimony can be summed up as this whole thing started…
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