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God Bless America – and its Bourbon

August 23, 2012 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

Andy Mergendahl over at Lawyerist is making our bitter brains swell with vital knowledge. Yes, it’s about booze . . . liquor, spirits, hooch, moonshine. More specifically, bourbon. He also provides the strongest piece of evidence why Americans should be proud of their federal government and the essential laws and regulations it hands down. God…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: alcohol, bourbon, From Lawyerist, liquor

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How to Make a Great Martini

August 3, 2012 by Bitter Bartender 6 Comments

There are as many ways to make a martini as there are first-year associates making asses of themselves in Las Vegas dance clubs. Fortunately, you don’t risk catching an STD if you get it on with a bad cocktail, because many martinis are awful. Many others are high-maintenance, and require some serious bar tools. That…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: cocktails, drinking, how to, Socializing

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Legal Humor Roundup for December 8, 2011

December 8, 2011 by Bitter Bartender 1 Comment

Fighting over who gets to be called the Mitten State, plus the hearsay exception to emoticons.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gl11, Happy Hour Law Review

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Legal Humor Roundup for December 6, 2011

December 6, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

We have an artistic challenge to the typical Nativity scene on government property: a county-approved crucifixion of Santa. Plus 4 other stories.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gl11, Happy Hour Law Review

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Legal Humor Roundup for December 5, 2011

December 5, 2011 by Bitter Bartender 2 Comments

Fighting for the trademark rights of kale. Plus, Justice Scalia recuses himself from a capital murder case, and breaking into banks legally

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gl11, Happy Hour Law Review

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Legal Humor Roundup for December 1, 2011

December 1, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

A round of drinks to legal humor blogsters chosen for the ABA’s Top 100 Blawgs. Now get back to work. We’ve got Lowering the Bar’s take on the discipline of the lawyer who sought a “secretary with benefits” (and Kimber and Mark discussed that earlier today on Bitter Brief). Plus, making legal professionalism funny—or at…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gl11, Happy Hour Law Review

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Legal Humor Roundup for November 30, 2011

November 30, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

Top ten items most at risk to be shoplifted during the holiday season. Plus, suing the Pope, the Lawmageddon 2012 tour, and an insurer cries no fowl.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gl11, Happy Hour Law Review

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Legal Humor Roundup for November 29, 2011

November 29, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

Bruce Carton of Legal Blog Watch issues a ruling on the pile of shit tattoo case, plus suing your kidnap victims for breach of contract

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gl11, Happy Hour Law Review

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Legal Humor Roundup for November 22, 2011

November 22, 2011 by Bitter Bartender 1 Comment

Why “Rae Carruth” is banned from Pakistani text messages, another theft of large lawn art, and a couple scores the trifecta of botched shoplifting.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gl11, Happy Hour Law Review

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Legal Humor Roundup for November 21, 2011

November 21, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

A mugshot you have to see to believe. Plus, don’t text “monkey crotch” in Pakistan, the $20 law firm, and criminalizing swearwords in England.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gl11, Happy Hour Law Review

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