Door-to-door breast examiner strikes plea deal, girls go wild with reckless s’moring, and mom’s always there to pick you up after an armed robbery.
Namby Pamby covers for a senior partner, a girlfriend goes stalking and blogs about it, and the ethics of using the credit cards of disruptive inmates
More dumb bank robbers, including one with a furnace filter as his disguise. Plus, how to write a demand note and law school grade inflation gone bad.
Deceptive trade practices of movie trailers, plus real-life superheroes, occupational hazards of defense lawyers, and a taco is not a valid ID.
The world’s slowest police chase, Amish Gone Wild, and the northern Virginia edition of Weinergate. Plus, avoid saying “Yadda Yadda Yadda” in court.
Don’t bring your knife (or use it) at anger management class. Plus, forced consumption of Rush Limbaugh leads to lawsuit and marriage by Skype.
Assault ala King Arthur, officing while driving, and a drunken assault at Little Sisters of The Poor. Plus, dwarf-tossing at bars may be legal again.
Is licking a popsicle sexual harassment? Plus, a schmuck named Schmuck, hiring a professional hit bear, and snake shit served up in a domestic assault
Doing donuts on your riding lawnmower while drunk, a lawyer goes all criminal mischief on his client, and Hooter’s sues Twin Peaks.
Rejected vanity license plates, the invisible criminal, a mystery enema, and suing (and winning) over two cents.