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Predicting 2020: Six Reality TV Stars that Should Run for the Presidency

October 30, 2017 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

While the media seems to have decided that it is now time to light their collective hair on fire regarding the 2016 election, we’re choosing to go a different route. Denial. Straight up, no-holds-barred denial. Because the alternative is too terrifying to contemplate. So, while all you suckers focus on 2016 Apocalypse Now! We’re moving…

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Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: 2016 election, 2020 election, Gordon Ramsay, politics, teresa giudice

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4 Lifestyle Changes to Beat Anxiety

October 27, 2017 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Anxiety can be debilitating. It can affect a person and their life, altering their lifestyles beyond repair. From social anxiety to generalized anxiety disorder, it is a mental disorder where GAD (generalized anxiety disorder) impacts 40 million American adults, and is regarded the most common mental illness in the US. Although anxiety disorders are complex,…

Filed Under: Endings, Featured

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Seven Things to Look Forward to as a Junior Associate

October 21, 2017 by Bitter Staff 6 Comments

Seven Things to Look Forward to as a Junior Associate: 1.  Doing absolutely nothing all week, then getting a Friday phone call from a partner at 5:15 PM. 2.  Being uninteresting to people with cool jobs. 3.  Telling people that vacations are for pussies and actually believing it. 4.  Telling your friends that you have…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: associate, biglaw, Bitter by Numbers

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Five Types of Law Partners

September 20, 2017 by Bitter Staff 17 Comments

The five kinds of terrible and awful law partners you meet in BigLaw firms.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: biglaw, Bitter by Numbers, Featured, partners

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What Makes a Good Gambler?

September 10, 2017 by Bitter Staff 3 Comments

Gambling has been around since the dawn of civilization. According to theChive, the first recorded taxation and regulation of gambling appeared in 4th century BC. Therefore, it’s no wonder so many people are drawn to it. One way to make a living or participate in a fun side hobby is to become a gambler. It’s…

Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: gambling

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Top Six Things You Are Doing The Day After The Bar

July 30, 2017 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

Sleeping Literally Everywhere All the tiredness you’ve been staving off for the last six weeks is going to catch up with you in a rush. You will fall asleep in your car, at the dinner table, while your significant other is talking. Anywhere, any time. Your body has a lot to make up for. Drinking…

Filed Under: Featured, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bar exam

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Warning Signs You Are a Doc Review Lifer

July 24, 2017 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

For those who may have missed the warning signs, here are the signs that you may be a doc review lifer

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Bottom Rung, document review

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5 Science Parody Songs That Will Make You Happy

July 10, 2017 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

1. This Daft Punk tribute created by the UCSD’s budding neuroscientists will motivate you to get your data. Or to dance around your living room. It’s a toss up. 2. Want to read Cosmos, but don’t have enough time? Coma Niddy and Sabrina Peña condense Carl Sagan into a catchy science parody song. 3. There is so…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: A Capella Science, Adele, Coma Niddy, daft punk, Dalhousie Biochemistry Student Society, parody songs, science parody songs

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4 Simple Ways to Find Employment

July 7, 2017 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Searching for employment can often seem like a never-ending task.  It can feel as though you are doing the same thing, day in and day out, and never moving forward. Perhaps now is the time to try a different approach. If your current search for employment isn’t working for you, why not consider doing something…

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The Advantages Of Having A Steel Home

June 20, 2017 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

You have many options when building a home. You’re tasked with choosing every last detail. The same goes for when you’re shopping for a new home. It’s up to you to find one that’s exactly what you’re looking for in the end. You probably don’t notice what your house is made out of, but maybe…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: building, steel building

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