For this week’s Off the Menu, the customers you wish you had, but rarely get.

For this week’s Off the Menu, more customers you’d never ever want.

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of wonderful restaurant revenge. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Vicky Blake: I used to work as a reluctant supervisor at a Seattle’s Best Coffee, the kind that…

This week’s Off the Menu has a gunplay, kosher restaurants, and a dude that tried to order mashed potatoes at McDonalds.

For this week’s Off the Menu, some reaaaaaaaaally bad employees.

In this week’s Off the Menu, we learn that sometimes your boss can restore your faith in humanity.

This week’s Off the Menu reminds us that fast food customers can be a special kind of dumb.

This week’s Off the Menu is filled to the brim with the kind of customers you wish you had.

It’s another week of Off the Menu, which means another week of really deeply terrible customers.