Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got another favorite: extremely dumb restaurant customers. As always, these are real stories from real readers. First, though, I’d like to say a couple words to some of my regular readers. I already talked…
Off The Menu: Stories Of The Worst Customers To Ever Darken A Restaurant’s Doorstep
For this Fourth of July week’s Off the Memo, a special firecracker treat.
Off the Menu: Restaurant Stories Of Glorious Revenge Inflicted Upon The Deserving
Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got stories of sweet, beautiful restaurant revenge. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Warren Gregory: I grew up in Hanover, NH, home of Dartmouth College (cue angels playing horns…
Off the Menu: Stories Of Restaurant Employees Who Were Freakin’ Amazing
Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got stories of restaurant employees who could not have been more on point. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Brady Stark: This is actually more of a security story,…
Off The Menu: Awe-Inspiring Tales of Restaurant Smart-asses
Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got tales of truly epic and heroic smart-asses in restaurants. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Jessica Alberts: One of my best “what in the actual fuck” moments came…
Off The Menu: Insane Stories From Fast Food Restaurants
Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’re bringing you more tales of amazing happenings in fast food restaurants. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Aaron Melman: I was standing in line at a Starbucks across the…
Off the Menu: The Most WTF Stories In Restaurant History
Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’re bringing you some of the most inexplicably WTF stories in restaurant history. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Natalie Gartner: A couple weeks ago, as a treat for myself…
Off the Menu: The Dumbest Restaurant Customers Who Have Ever Existed
Hello, and welcome to the second Bitter Empire posting of Off The Menu, a series you may recall from its time on other websites where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’re doing another old favorite: the dumbest customers to ever darken a restaurant’s door. As always, these are…
Off The Menu: The Worst Restaurant Customers Ever
Restaurant customers are awful, and this week’s Off the Menu proves it.
Which Game Of Thrones House Would Each SCOTUS Justice Belong To?
With seemingly all of America returning to Westeros to find out if R+L really does = J,1 we figured it was about time to find out what H = RBG. That’s right: it’s time to determine which Game of Thrones house each SCOTUS justice would belong to. Stephen Breyer — Tully — Do we even…