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Off The Menu Grab Bag, Part 6

July 16, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 38 Comments

We’re winding down Off the Menu, but the grab bags still have some delights.

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Off The Menu, Grab Bag Part 5

July 9, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 3 Comments

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, as we come up on the end of Off The Menu, we’ve got a grab bag of stories. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Eric Parker: Once upon a time, I…

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Off The Menu, Grab Bag Part 4

July 2, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham Leave a Comment

Vomiting babies, employees that don’t know how to mop up liquids, and more in this week’s Off the Menu grab bag.

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Off The Menu, Grab Bag Part 3

June 25, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 39 Comments

  Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, as we come up on the end of Off The Menu, we’ve got a grab bag of stories. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Jack Roloson: I’m not going to…

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Off The Menu, Grab Bag Part 2

June 18, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 23 Comments

  Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, as we come up on the end of Off The Menu, we’ve got a grab bag of stories. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Wally Williams: I went to college…

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Off The Menu, Grab Bag Part 1

June 13, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 38 Comments

Sugar allergies and raptors helping guard your food, all in this grab bag edition of Off the Menu.

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More Restaurant Tales Set In Fast Food Joints

June 4, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 50 Comments

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories from fast food restaurants. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Leslie Baker: In December of 2016, I had just recently graduated college and moved cross-country (California to…

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Stories Of Restaurant Customers Who Were Not At All Supposed To Eat That Thing They Ate

May 28, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 50 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu features a man unfortunate enough to unwittingly eat a giant glob of wasabi…while on a first date.

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More Tales Of Genuinely Horrible Restaurant Customers

May 21, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 95 Comments

  Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of the worst restaurant customers ever. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Reina Salinger: It’s been 5 years and this lady still pisses me off. My Mom…

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Stories Of Disastrous Restaurant Employees

May 15, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 58 Comments

This week, Off the Menu will terrify you with bad restaurant employees, including the dude that mixes a vat of tuna with his bare hands and the waitress that won’t give you a fork.

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