This week’s Off the Menu features a man unfortunate enough to unwittingly eat a giant glob of wasabi…while on a first date.

  Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of the worst restaurant customers ever. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Reina Salinger: It’s been 5 years and this lady still pisses me off. My Mom…

This week, Off the Menu will terrify you with bad restaurant employees, including the dude that mixes a vat of tuna with his bare hands and the waitress that won’t give you a fork.

Highly inappropriate corn-on-the-cob consumption features prominently in the week’s Off the Menu.

  Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of wonderful restaurant revenge. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Katie Ziegfried: My boyfriend and I went to a small cafe yesterday for lunch. It’s near his…

For this week’s Off the Menu, the customers you wish you had, but rarely get.

For this week’s Off the Menu, more customers you’d never ever want.

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of wonderful restaurant revenge. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Vicky Blake: I used to work as a reluctant supervisor at a Seattle’s Best Coffee, the kind that…

This week’s Off the Menu has a gunplay, kosher restaurants, and a dude that tried to order mashed potatoes at McDonalds.