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Stories Of Extremely Glorious Restaurant Revenge

April 2, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 46 Comments

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of wonderful restaurant revenge. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Vicky Blake: I used to work as a reluctant supervisor at a Seattle’s Best Coffee, the kind that…

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Stories Of Unfathomably Dumb Restaurant Customers

March 26, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 28 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu has a gunplay, kosher restaurants, and a dude that tried to order mashed potatoes at McDonalds.

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Stories Of Genuinely Disastrous Restaurant Employees

March 19, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 80 Comments

For this week’s Off the Menu, some reaaaaaaaaally bad employees.

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Tales Of Truly Excellent Restaurant Bosses

March 5, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 60 Comments

In this week’s Off the Menu, we learn that sometimes your boss can restore your faith in humanity.

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Stories Of Fast Food Restaurant Customers That Beggar Belief

February 26, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 78 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu reminds us that fast food customers can be a special kind of dumb.

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Stories Of Truly Fantastic Restaurant Customers

February 19, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 28 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu is filled to the brim with the kind of customers you wish you had.

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More Stories Of Truly Horrible Restaurant Customers

February 12, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 33 Comments

It’s another week of Off the Menu, which means another week of really deeply terrible customers.

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Stories Of Restaurant Customers Too Stupid To Live

February 5, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 76 Comments

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of restaurant customers so dumb they beggar belief. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Amy Ciriaco: I used to work as a server in an upscale burger restaurant…

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More Tales Of Wonderful Restaurant Smartasses

January 29, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 96 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu has a bunch of restaurant employees that you’ll be so proud of.

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Tales Of Old People In Restaurants, For Good Or For Ill

January 22, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 90 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu reminds you that having the elderly in your restaurant can sometimes be…challenging.

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