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More Tales Of Restaurant Customers Who Ate Things Not Fit For Human Consumption

April 23, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 65 Comments

  Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of wonderful restaurant revenge. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Katie Ziegfried: My boyfriend and I went to a small cafe yesterday for lunch. It’s near his…

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Stories Of Amazing Restaurant Customers To Give You The Warm Fuzzies

April 16, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 31 Comments

For this week’s Off the Menu, the customers you wish you had, but rarely get.

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More Of The Worst Customers To Ever Darken A Restaurant’s Door

April 11, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 75 Comments

For this week’s Off the Menu, more customers you’d never ever want.

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Stories Of Extremely Glorious Restaurant Revenge

April 2, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 46 Comments

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more stories of wonderful restaurant revenge. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Vicky Blake: I used to work as a reluctant supervisor at a Seattle’s Best Coffee, the kind that…

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Stories Of Unfathomably Dumb Restaurant Customers

March 26, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 28 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu has a gunplay, kosher restaurants, and a dude that tried to order mashed potatoes at McDonalds.

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Stories Of Genuinely Disastrous Restaurant Employees

March 19, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 80 Comments

For this week’s Off the Menu, some reaaaaaaaaally bad employees.

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Tales Of Truly Excellent Restaurant Bosses

March 5, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 60 Comments

In this week’s Off the Menu, we learn that sometimes your boss can restore your faith in humanity.

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Stories Of Fast Food Restaurant Customers That Beggar Belief

February 26, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 79 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu reminds us that fast food customers can be a special kind of dumb.

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Stories Of Truly Fantastic Restaurant Customers

February 19, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 28 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu is filled to the brim with the kind of customers you wish you had.

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More Stories Of Truly Horrible Restaurant Customers

February 12, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 33 Comments

It’s another week of Off the Menu, which means another week of really deeply terrible customers.

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