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Restaurant Stories About Old People, Every Server’s Bad Dream

November 20, 2017 by C.A. Pinkham 52 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu features the most terrifying type of bad customer: old people.

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Stories Of Beautiful Acts Of Restaurant Revenge

November 13, 2017 by C.A. Pinkham 59 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu rewards you with delicious tales of people getting their comeuppance.

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More Stories Of Restaurant Customers That Were Basically Snidely Whiplash

November 7, 2017 by C.A. Pinkham 79 Comments

  Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got more tales of terror from the worst customers ever. As always, these are real stories from real readers. John Gallo So a few years back, I was dating a girl who was…

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Off The Menu: Bafflingly WTF Restaurant Stories We Can’t Even Begin To Understand

October 23, 2017 by C.A. Pinkham 42 Comments

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got bafflingly WTF restaurant stories. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Jim Stark All through college I worked closing shift at Mighty Taco, an extremely popular fast-food taco chain in Buffalo.…

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Off The Menu: Amazingly Great Restaurant Customers Who Restored Our Faith In Humanity

October 16, 2017 by C.A. Pinkham 20 Comments

Off the Menu covers a lot of customers who were sheer monsters, but these customers were pretty great.

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Off The Menu: The Worst Customers Who Have Ever Existed

October 12, 2017 by C.A. Pinkham 27 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu has the very worst customers imaginable.

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Off The Menu: More Tales Of Extremely Dumb Restaurant Customers

October 3, 2017 by C.A. Pinkham 57 Comments

In this week’s Off the Menu, learn about customers that are extremely, extremely, EXTREMELY stupid.

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Off The Menu: Employees Who Absolutely Nailed It

September 25, 2017 by C.A. Pinkham 42 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu highlights the best employees ever.

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Off The Menu: The Worst Restaurant Bosses In History

September 18, 2017 by C.A. Pinkham 61 Comments

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we have more stories of truly evil restaurant bosses. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Matt Edgely: In the summer of 2009 I worked at this bourgeois gelato place that was just…

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Off The Menu: More Stories Of Truly Horrific Restaurant Customers

September 13, 2017 by C.A. Pinkham 21 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu is reserv

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