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Middlebrow Professional Wrestler Nicknames

September 26, 2020 by Chris Sumberg 1 Comment

The Grammarian The Enabler Stone Cold Stone Philips The Undercutter ADHD Jackson Big Matinee Just a Bad Dream (Back to Sleep, Little Guy) The Shuttle Wall Studd Capucin Rain The Empathizer Middle Management Nice Dogg Naughty Dogg Poopie-Oopie Dogg Adoptable Hypoallergenic Dogg Truly Likeable Nature Lover Great Company Fabulous Low-Interest Checking Account Anatomy I and…

Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: wrestling

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Six Ways In Which Global Warming Is Going To Be So Great

June 25, 2017 by Chris Sumberg Leave a Comment

Good news! Global warming is not the end of the world – it’s only the beginning of the end of the world! (And only as we know it!) Putting all the played-out, sad-sack, tree-hugging, climate change gloominess to one side, it does a body good to remember that there sometimes can be a shiny silver…

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Six Feminist Workouts That Maybe Never Existed

January 13, 2016 by Chris Sumberg Leave a Comment

Too smart for your own good? Believe it’s okay for prodigies to look sweaty, winded, and just plain untoned? If these great questions have ever crossed YOUR mind — and whether you’re a supergenius or just don’t want to look like one — this SmartGal™ Video Workout Library might be for YOU. The Madame Curie…

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Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: jane addams, jane austen, marie curie

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National Cat Day: Let Your Cat Pride She-ow!

October 29, 2015 by Chris Sumberg Leave a Comment

“Same litter, different day”? Well, buck up, Fluffin, because National Cat Day is upon us! While losers (dogs) celebrate their place in the nation’s consciousness with the usual tricked-up bit of sleazy Westminster snore-biz, cats are, as always, embracing not only their beloved one-percenters, but YOU, too – that is, the common, unwashed rabble (specifically,…

Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: national cat day

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