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Wafflicious Valentine's Day Tips from a Divorce Lawyer

February 13, 2019 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Bitter Lawyer has you covered for all your Valentine’s Day woes

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: dating, valentine's day

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10 Signs You Are Dressed Unprofessionally

September 23, 2014 by Doug Stephan 12 Comments

If you’re a lawyer, don’t dress like this.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: attire, clothing, Featured

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Man Goes to Courthouse to Defend DUI Charge. Drunk.

April 26, 2013 by Doug Stephan 2 Comments

An Indiana man showed up to dispute a drunken-driving charge while intoxicated. Michael D. Schroyer, 48, allegedly was stumbling in the courthouse when officers asked if he had been drinking. Schroyer responded, “Hell, yeah. I drink every day.” The Ellsworth man then struggled with officers as they attempted to take his car keys before he could…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: driving, drunk, dui, Michael D. Schroyer

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Carnie Crime

April 19, 2013 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

A carnival ride operator has been charged with simple battery after he allegedly “slapped [a girl] on her buttocks” while she started to get on a slide in the funhouse. Nicholas Berg, 28, worked the ride during Chasco Fiesta in the town of New Port Richey, near Tampa. According to police, Berg claimed he simply touched…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: carnie, carnival, chasco fiesta, nicholas berg, sexual harassment

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Prison Break-In

April 8, 2013 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Matthew Matagrano, 36, may serve 10 years in prison after repeatedly trying to sneak into jails because the inmates where “nice.” The Manhattan man is accused of sneaking into jails in four boroughs because they gave him food and made him feel important. According to police, Matagrano, who formerly served time in Rikers Island, would…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, break, matagrano, prison

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What Happens When a Crackhead Goes Through Security?

April 1, 2013 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

They say, “stupid is as stupid does” and that goes double for William Gillespie. The 29-year-old Erie, Pennsylvania man was arrested for possession of a controlled substance with the intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia, after he tried to enter the county courthouse with more than a dozen bags of crack cocaine. Gillespie…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: cocaine, crack, drugs, gillespie, metal detector, security

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How To Hook Up In Indiana

March 4, 2013 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Find out popular ways to score in the Hoosier State!

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: craigslist, hooking up, hoosier state, indiana, missed connections

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Bitter Lawyer's Oscars

February 27, 2013 by Doug Stephan 3 Comments

The Bitter Oscars

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: academy awards, oscars

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5 Things Not to Do at Barrister's Ball

February 22, 2013 by Doug Stephan 2 Comments

The great Disney philosopher Tony Perkis once stated, “Can you smell it? There’s a life force in here tonight. Do you feel it?” Today, that statement could not be truer. I can feel it in my plums. Its electric in the hallowed halls of jurisprudence. Its Barrister’s Ball time! Law schools across the country are…

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Barrister's Ball

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Food Fight! Dispute About Spuds Ends in Jail

February 18, 2013 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Tempers escalated during a disagreement over mashed potatoes, resulting in a woman charging the victim with a box cutter. Shaquina S. Hill, 23, was charged with menacing and harassment after she attacked her dinner guest. Hill first grabbed box cutters then began throwing things at the victim, including a heavy ceramic vase and a coffee…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: food fight, jail

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