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Find Out What Happens When You Flip Off a Judge

February 8, 2013 by Doug Stephan 2 Comments

Woman flips off judge in court and justice is doled out.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: court, courtroom, flip off, judge

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Video Captures Crime and Immediate Punishment

February 4, 2013 by Doug Stephan 1 Comment

Violent video makes your blood boil, but rewards with swift punishment.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: assault, bailiff, battery, fat cop, punishment, Rashad Greene, security video, tased, taser

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Good Grief!

January 28, 2013 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Charlie Brown’s voice is arrested for . . .

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: charlie brown, jail, peanuts, peter robbins, voice

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War on Grandmothers

January 23, 2013 by Doug Stephan 2 Comments

All the Bitter News that’s not fit to print.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, cocaine, drug smuggling, drug war, grandma, grandmother, indonesia, lindsay june sandiford

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The Mud, the Blood, and the Baby Shower

January 18, 2013 by Doug Stephan 2 Comments

A 200-person brawl breaks out at a friggin’ baby shower. A baby shower.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: baby shower, brawl, deadbeat dad, douche bags, father of the year, father's day, fight, police, scum, slime

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Teacher Sues for Disability Discrimination: Fear of Kids

January 15, 2013 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Sometimes you just need to be qualified to do the job you choose.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, disability, Maria C. Waltherr-Willard, pedophobia

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Litigation Libations

January 8, 2013 by Doug Stephan 3 Comments

What?! Alcohol is addictive?! We’re suing Bud!

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: alchohol, American Brands Inc., Anheuser-Busch, Brown-Furman, Coors, Ernest Gallo and Julio Gallo, Gallo’s Winery, idaho correctional facility, inmates, Miller Brewing Company, Pepsi-Cola, RJR Nabisco

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Cuffs of Love

January 5, 2013 by Doug Stephan 1 Comment

Cuff your crush and you get cuffed.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, handcuffs, jason earl dean, love, taco bell

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The $5,000 Résumé

January 4, 2013 by Doug Stephan 2 Comments

What is your résumé worth? No, not that much.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, Debbie Michelle Zamacona, Resume

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Roll Tide . . . Right Through That Court Date

January 2, 2013 by Doug Stephan 2 Comments

Court grants continuance so attorney can attend bowl game.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: alabama, auburn, football, jefferson county, marcus jones, ridiculous motions, scott vowell

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