Judges can be funny too. Here’s the proof.
We all like to do the New Years resolutions thing, but let’s face it, there some resolutions that we, as lawyers, simply shouldn’t make. They’re a waste of time. Let’s just get them out in the open and save everyone a lot of heartburn:
The scum law firms breed. This guy was scum’s scum.
Wow. An extra 15 minutes for my moot court oral argument. How lucky.
Car thief? Learn to drive stick.
Today’s Bitter Vault post reminded me of when I told my boss to “take this job and shove it.” Well, kinda. Fifteen years ago when I was an associate at my first law firm, I had the opportunity to switch from the “take-10-to-15-years-off-your-life-expenctancy” litigation department to the more easy-going transactional department. (Yeah, this was back…