Judges can be funny too. Here’s the proof.


9 New Year’s Resolutions Lawyers Should Not Make
We all like to do the New Years resolutions thing, but let’s face it, there some resolutions that we, as lawyers, simply shouldn’t make. They’re a waste of time. Let’s just get them out in the open and save everyone a lot of heartburn:
9 Worthless Pieces of Wisdom from a Douche Bag Associate
The scum law firms breed. This guy was scum’s scum.

Have You Ever Been Dealt a Grave Injustice?
Wow. An extra 15 minutes for my moot court oral argument. How lucky.

Addendum to 10 Funny Judicial Quotes
Car thief? Learn to drive stick.

Misery Loves Company
Today’s Bitter Vault post reminded me of when I told my boss to “take this job and shove it.” Well, kinda. Fifteen years ago when I was an associate at my first law firm, I had the opportunity to switch from the “take-10-to-15-years-off-your-life-expenctancy” litigation department to the more easy-going transactional department. (Yeah, this was back…