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10 Funny Judicial Quotes

April 9, 2019 by Grey Bitter 15 Comments

Judges can be funny too. Here’s the proof.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Featured, judicial quotes

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9 New Year’s Resolutions Lawyers Should Not Make

December 31, 2014 by Grey Bitter 4 Comments

We all like to do the New Years resolutions thing, but let’s face it, there some resolutions that we, as lawyers, simply shouldn’t make. They’re a waste of time. Let’s just get them out in the open and save everyone a lot of heartburn:

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: 2013, Featured, new year, new year's resolutions, resolutions, TN12

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9 Worthless Pieces of Wisdom from a Douche Bag Associate

December 27, 2012 by Grey Bitter 3 Comments

The scum law firms breed. This guy was scum’s scum.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: associates, douche bag, idiot, Law Firm, moron, TN12

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Have You Ever Been Dealt a Grave Injustice?

September 18, 2012 by Grey Bitter 1 Comment

Wow. An extra 15 minutes for my moot court oral argument. How lucky.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: grave injustice, moot court, TN12

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Addendum to 10 Funny Judicial Quotes

September 11, 2012 by Grey Bitter 2 Comments

Car thief? Learn to drive stick.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, judicial quotes

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Misery Loves Company

August 2, 2012 by Grey Bitter Leave a Comment

Today’s Bitter Vault post reminded me of when I told my boss to “take this job and shove it.” Well, kinda. Fifteen years ago when I was an associate at my first law firm, I had the opportunity to switch from the “take-10-to-15-years-off-your-life-expenctancy” litigation department to the more easy-going transactional department. (Yeah, this was back…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter vault, From the Archives, TN12

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