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7 Awesome Lawyerly Etsy Gifts for Valentine’s

February 13, 2019 by Gregory Luce 2 Comments

With St. Valentine’s Day approaching, Etsy remains a fantastic place to find that perfect artisanal gift for your special lawyerly someone.

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Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gift ideas, gifts

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Merry Christmas: Remit Payment Upon Receipt

December 25, 2014 by Gregory Luce 2 Comments

Enclosed for your convenience please find an invoice for services rendered through December 25, 2011

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: billables, billing, christmas, Featured

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Five Signs You Aren’t Going to Make Partner

October 2, 2014 by Gregory Luce 1 Comment

Sorry, bub, the 5 essential signs that you aren’t going to make partner.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Featured, partners, partnership

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Can You Buy Land on the Moon?

October 1, 2014 by Gregory Luce 4 Comments

What’s an acre on the Sea of Vapors going for these days? And can I buy it?

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: Featured, Property Rights

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Superheroes of the Legal Profession: Redactor

September 26, 2014 by Gregory Luce 1 Comment

While not the most exciting civilian—being a frequent fixture on the eDiscovery vendor circuit and giving out Tootsie Rolls at legal tech shows in New York—Redactor is indispensable in keeping sensitive metadata from spilling out and ruining a partner’s lunch. His black matter gazerbeam will annihilate basic text and even eviscerate microbial signs of useless…

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Lawyer, Superheroes of the Legal Profession Tagged With: Redactor, superheroes

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6 Biggest Civil Damage Claims Ever Made

September 19, 2014 by Gregory Luce 1 Comment

Our search for the biggest civil damage claims ever made in the U.S. came up with some doozies.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, damages, Featured

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Superheroes of the Legal Profession: Sequestor

September 18, 2014 by Gregory Luce 1 Comment

Sequestor, Superhero of the Legal Profession No. 1, is a mild-mannered municipal bond lawyer based in Cleveland

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Lawyer, Superheroes of the Legal Profession Tagged With: jury duty, sequestor, superheroes

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Five Legal Clients from Hell

September 18, 2014 by Gregory Luce 8 Comments

Every lawyer has the type of client who is unreasonably demanding, annoyingly stupid, or practically worthless—and likely all three.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, clients, Featured

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13 Signs You’ve Gone to the Wrong Law School

August 19, 2014 by Gregory Luce 2 Comments

What if going to law school has all been a horrible mistake? Here are 13 signs to help you figure that out.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Editor's Choice, Features Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers

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Lawyer Receives Prestigious Award for Tweeting Excellence

April 16, 2014 by Gregory Luce Leave a Comment

An Alabama lawyer has received a legal award for excellence in tweeting, a bar association trade magazine reported Wednesday.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: Awards, Featured, state bar

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