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Lawyers Discover Clients Always Right. Always!

August 29, 2017 by Han Bitter Solo 2 Comments

In a rather embarrassing admission, attorney Mark Klein has stated his clients are “always right.” It is a shocking statement to most lawyers. “I always thought clients were just mistaken when they said ‘my case is a clear cut winner,’ but, as it almost always turns out, they are correct,” stated the Sacramento solicitor. Klein…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: clients, das12, onion, parody

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The Lawyer’s Workout

October 3, 2014 by Han Bitter Solo Leave a Comment

It is often difficult to find time to workout with the busy schedules attorneys keep. You could be one of the psychos who wake up at 4:00 am to hit the gym before work. You could be the envy running joke of the office and sit on a giant swiss ball. Perhaps you are the…

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: exercise, Featured, lawyer

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Six Stupid Salutations (That Every Lawyer Uses)

May 6, 2013 by Han Bitter Solo 28 Comments

I assume you all know that lawyers are stuck in the 1990s. Lawyers still use faxes. Many still hand write notes on yellow legal pads. Our offices are filled with filing cabinets from cases 8 years old. But most old-timey of all: We love writing letters. And when it comes to legal writing, its not…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer

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You Are What You Drink, Breakfast Edition

April 29, 2013 by Han Bitter Solo 2 Comments

They say you are what you eat. Well in the law firm setting taking time for an actual meal is frowned upon. Still, breakfast is the most important part of the day. I am of the firm belief that you can judge a book by its cover and that goes double by an individuals drink…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: big image, breakfast, drink, lawyer, nutrition

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Tax Day Deductions!

April 15, 2013 by Han Bitter Solo 1 Comment

It’s tax day. Have you filed your Form 1040 extension to file your Form 1040 yet? It is always a depressing time of the year. Two things will happen. First, you will be sad that you didn’t make more money last year. Second, you will be sad with how much money you have to pay.…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: deductions, irs, tax man, taxes

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Declining Representation Letters

April 12, 2013 by Han Bitter Solo 3 Comments

Lawyerist tells me I am to send out Declining Representation letters to potential clients I do not retain. I guess it makes sense and often can explain what options a person might have while still remaining on good terms with people. However, every so often you get that special potential client. We have all had this…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: client, das12, letter, representation

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Lawyers Use Simple But Genuis Marketing to Create Clients

April 5, 2013 by Han Bitter Solo 4 Comments

Got clients? No? Then create them, these ethically disabled attorneys say.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: dui, dwi, legal marketing, unethical

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5 Prison Tats For Crim Law Lawyers

March 29, 2013 by Han Bitter Solo 2 Comments

Tattoos and lawyers have been a long held debate here at Bitter Lawyer. Many claim that visible tats will hurt your career prospects. Some claim that having ink will display your uniqueness to the firm. Personally, I believe it depends on your practice area. If you practice in tax law it might be better that…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: criminal, das12, lawyers, prison, tattoos

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Pay My Damn Invoice!

March 25, 2013 by Han Bitter Solo 4 Comments

Why do clients believe their attorney’s billing is optional? No, that is not the beginning of some bad joke – its an honest question. If you get your oil changed at the mechanic you have no problem paying. Need  your A/C fixed, pull out that check book. Going to update your kitchen? Here is the…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: billing, client, collection, das12, invoice, pay

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Donut Derelicts' Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Fails

March 18, 2013 by Han Bitter Solo Leave a Comment

Police received a call this week from a Utah couple that claimed they found razor blades in their doughnuts. (ATTN: Personal Injury Attorneys). However, after an investigation, police have determined that the couple, Carol Lee Leazer-Hardman and Michael Condor, actually placed the razor blades in the pastries themselves before ingesting the pastries. (ATTN: Prosecutor’s Office).

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Carol lee leazer-hardman, das12, Donuts, get rich quick, michael condor, mouse in bottle, razor blades, scheme, strange brew

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