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"Dirty Mary": Go Ahead Walmart, Don't Honor Your Coupon

March 7, 2013 by Jeana Brookes 1 Comment

For some people, a dollar is a lot of money. For Crawfordville, Florida woman Mary Frances Alday, 61, (“Dirty Mary?”) it’s enough to get really, really mad over. When a Walmart (shocker) employee denied her of her one dollar off Internet coupon, she went to get her gun.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: coupons, diry harry, guns, Mary Frances Alday, walmart

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Law School Applications From Potheads Up 350%

February 4, 2013 by Jeana Brookes 2 Comments

Job posting for “Marijuana Consultant” with law degree causes spike in law school applications.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: law school applications, legalization, Marijuana Consultant, potheads, washington

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Krazy Glue May Not Really Be “All Purpose”

January 24, 2013 by Jeana Brookes 2 Comments

Dude runs ass implant business out of motel and uses Krazy Glue to seal the deal.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: jeana brookes, krazy glue, plastic surgery, unlicensed doctor

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Here’s Your Sign, Idiot

November 12, 2012 by Jeana Brookes Leave a Comment

Dumbest driver ever finally gets busted by the cops.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: hardin, humiliation, passing, public, school bus, shame, sign

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An Ugly Divorce

October 31, 2012 by Jeana Brookes 1 Comment

And you thought divorce in American was bad.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, china, divorce, plastic surgery

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"Get Out of Jail for Swede" Card

October 3, 2012 by Jeana Brookes 1 Comment

Swedes, Asians . . . humans, they all look alike.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: get out of jail free, guest post, monopoly

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Father-Daughter Love Deemed Illegal

September 26, 2012 by Jeana Brookes 2 Comments

No more papa-daughter or mama-son dances. Damn ACLU.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: aclu, dances, gender equality, rhode island

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