For some people, a dollar is a lot of money. For Crawfordville, Florida woman Mary Frances Alday, 61, (“Dirty Mary?”) it’s enough to get really, really mad over. When a Walmart (shocker) employee denied her of her one dollar off Internet coupon, she went to get her gun.
Law School Applications From Potheads Up 350%
Job posting for “Marijuana Consultant” with law degree causes spike in law school applications.
Krazy Glue May Not Really Be “All Purpose”
Dude runs ass implant business out of motel and uses Krazy Glue to seal the deal.
Here’s Your Sign, Idiot
Dumbest driver ever finally gets busted by the cops.
An Ugly Divorce
And you thought divorce in American was bad.
"Get Out of Jail for Swede" Card
Swedes, Asians . . . humans, they all look alike.
Father-Daughter Love Deemed Illegal
No more papa-daughter or mama-son dances. Damn ACLU.