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Date Goes Wrong When Woman Robbed

June 21, 2013 by Bitter Bachelor Leave a Comment

We all have a story about an awkward first date, but a recent news report out of Wildomar, California cerainly trumps  running out of things to talk about at a coffee shop. According to KESQ in California Terry Michael Fine took a woman out on a date and then things got weird.  Although the report does…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: Bitter News, dating, real news, robbery

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Johnson Gets Reprieve From 30 Day Sentence for Excessive Celebration

June 18, 2013 by Bitter Bachelor Leave a Comment

Chad Johnson Proves once again that touchdown celebrations were just the beginning of his legacy for antics on and off of the football field.  According to Sporting News, the former NFL Wide Receiver was set to settle a plea deal last Monday when things took an unfortunate turn.  While the judge was discussing the deal…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Celebration, Chad Johnson, domestic violence, sports

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Where's Waldo? (When Ferrets Go Wild)

June 11, 2013 by Bitter Bachelor Leave a Comment

Another woman missed her court date this week.  According to Action News 41 in Independence, MO Carrie Waldo did not show up to her court appointment for child endangerment charges last Monday.  This is not news in and of itself. Many bad mothers and fathers miss such dates.  It is part of what makes them such…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views, Really Real News

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I Might be Unlovable, But I Still Deserve Fine China

June 3, 2013 by Bitter Bachelor 2 Comments

I’ve finally come to the realization that 3 years of law school and $150,000.00 of student loan debt have made me unlovable. But I have a plan

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: dating, marriage, weddings

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