As a nod to my upcoming CLE requirement deadline, I made a short list of things I’ve actually learned over the course of my big firm legal career.


Halloween is for Restocking the Stable
This Halloween I planned to do the same exact thing I do every Halloween: spend four days lying to random girls and picking up digits for the winter.

The Trouble With First-Year Associates
I figured I’d throw our a few foolproof ways to solve the problem of corporate clients not wanting to pay for first-year associates.

Richardson's Beef With Occupy Wall Street
Being a corporate lawyer who basically sucks from the teat of Wall Street, I’m tempted not to bite the hand that feeds me. But I still have ideas.

Amanda Knox: America's New (Accused Murderer) Sweetheart
Can someone else please admit this is the first they heard of this person? The name Amanda Knox barely registered for me until yesterday.

Richardson’s TV Report Card on Whitney, Pan Am
Matthew Richardson reviews Whitney and Pan Am, two of this fall’s new television series.

Richardson's Unethical and Amoral TV Report Card
For highly-employed associates who didn’t get home from the office until the morning, here’s Richardson’s take on three shows that recently premiered.

Can You Sue Your Way Out of Stupid?
It’s like soldiers at the beginning of “Saving Private Ryan” suing the generals for misleading them about their prospects when they got off the boats.

I’m Not Going To Your F**king Wedding, Buddy
As summer starts heating up, I have to decide whether I’m gonna break two of my rules. Things that I decided I was not gonna do anymore while I still have a job in the shithole economy: 1. Bang any summer associates. 2. Attend any wedding of my asshole colleagues.

Golf Is For Winners
I hate golf. These are just a few of the things I’d rather do than play it: Get my ass waxed Attend a CLE seminar See a Kate Hudson movie But that wasn’t always the case. A few years back I actually enjoyed playing golf and was getting fairly decent at it. But then, much…
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