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Make Sure To Get Away From Senior Attorneys During Mail Call

January 9, 2015 by Mr. Esquire Leave a Comment

If you are the lowliest person in your office, get the hell out of there when the mail comes around.

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Stop Promising Things To Your Clients

December 29, 2014 by Mr. Esquire Leave a Comment

Do not write checks your mouth and lawyering skills can’t cash. Mr. Esquire breaks it down for you.

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You Really Do Need To Show Up To Court

December 6, 2014 by Mr. Esquire 3 Comments

Mr. Esquire is back with a reminder that you do actually have to show up to court. On time. No, really.

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Do Not Save Opposing Counsel When They Are Flailing

November 21, 2014 by Mr. Esquire 1 Comment

Bitter Lawyer’s very own Mr. Law School, Sam E. Goldberg, is all grown up and graduated and is now Mr. Esquire. This week: If opposing counsel is struggling with the judge, do not help them out. Why on earth would you do that?

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Do Not Save Opposing Counsel When They Are Flailing

November 21, 2014 by Mr. Esquire Leave a Comment

Bitter Lawyer’s very own Mr. Law School, Sam E. Goldberg, is all grown up and graduated and is now Mr. Esquire. This week: If opposing counsel is struggling with the judge, do not help them out. Why on earth would you do that?

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