Last night I was watching an NHL game. When one team scored a goal thousands of cheering fans roared as 5 grown men ecstatically hugged each other. While I was thrilled my team had scored, I was a bit jealous. Really, these guys are professionals; I’m a professional, too damnit! So, why didn’t anyone cheer…


An Open Letter to the Jack@ss at My CLE
Dear Sir: I was a bit late to the CLE today, so I probably missed your explanation that you were doing a social experiment on the instructor to see how much of a dick you could be before she kicked you out. By the time I arrived you were already nose deep in your newspaper.…

Caption This! Winner (9/26/2013)
And to conclude your partnership review, Johnson, I’d like to go over these photographs from the 2003 firm holiday party.

Caption This! (September 26, 2013)
What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll…

Caption This! (September 19, 2013)
What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll…

Caption This! Winner (9/19/2013)
Congratulations to Angie Robertson, this week’s winner of Caption This!

Caption This! (September 12, 2013)
What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll…

Caption This! Winner (9/12/2013)
Congratulations to Neil Juneja, this week’s winner of Caption This!

Caption This! (September 5, 2013)
What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll…

Caption This! Winner (9/5/2013)
Honey, Wall Street called. It was nice knowing you.
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