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Caption This! (August 29, 2013)

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

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Caption This! (August 22, 2013)

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

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Caption This! (July 25, 2013)

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What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the …

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ICC to Prosecute 50,000,000 Call of Duty Players for War Crimes

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In a stunning move the International Criminal Court in The Hague has unsealed an indictment accusing over 50,000,000 Call of Duty players of war crimes. Some of the allegations are as minor as camping a spawn site. Others, however, are much more horrifying. IpwnnoobsX1X is accused of an elaborate scheme whereby he had a co-conspirator join the opposing side during …

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Creative Defenses for Super Guilty Clients

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So you have a client who is definitely guilty. Unfortunately, that doesn’t mean they don’t want to go to trial. Instead of floundering around grasping at straws, maybe you can used one of these creative defenses to hang your hat on. 1)      Bale of marijuana, that’s personal use… So you just got a new case.  You read the affidavit of …

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Make a Million Dollars by Skipping Law School

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The last few years have been wrought with stories of questionable ethics and marketing of law schools in the United States. For years law schools have been dangling positive employment numbers in front of prospective law students without telling them that at least some of those “fully employed” graduates are serving the Dean his soy-caramel-macchiato in the morning. For some …

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