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7 Deadly Sins of Law School

August 29, 2018 by The Northwest 3L 2 Comments

Across the country, law students are entering their august institutions. We here at Bitter Lawyer are happy to guide these students through the perils of their epic quest for a J.D. by reposting helpful tidbits provided by those that came before them. Stand on the shoulders of bitter giants, students. Everything has its own special…

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: 7, envy, gluttony, greed, lust, pride, seven, sins, sloth, wrath

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Proper Care and Feeding of Your Law Student During the Holidays

December 12, 2016 by The Northwest 3L 2 Comments

Beware: Failure to follow these rules may cause your law student to bite.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: break, feed your law student, law student

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Dr. Strangelaw (or How to Enjoy Your 3L Year)

January 22, 2015 by The Northwest 3L 3 Comments

You reach point in law school where you no longer love the law, you simply find it fascinating.

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On Dating in Law School

January 16, 2015 by The Northwest 3L 4 Comments

Law students shouldn’t date in law school. That means they will.

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5 New Year’s Resolutions Law Students Should Not Make

January 1, 2015 by The Northwest 3L 4 Comments

And now for the law student’s guide to New Year’s resolutions.

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Three Things You’re Never Supposed to Admit About Law

December 3, 2014 by The Northwest 3L 7 Comments

Law is the “universal solvent” of studious disciplines which mixes with every other discipline in some way. It is the very foundation on which society is based. What a load of horse sh*t.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Law School, Featured, judges, legal profession

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The Four Types of Exams You Meet In Law School

September 26, 2014 by The Northwest 3L 2 Comments

In law school there are only a certain number of exam types. Here they are.

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7 Best Pieces of Professorial Advice from Law School

September 15, 2014 by The Northwest 3L 6 Comments

You should be thankful that someone in law school was taking notes.

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Unsolicited Advice for 1Ls

September 4, 2014 by The Northwest 3L 1 Comment

In the interest of helping future 1Ls avoid my own mistakes, here’s a short list of things that really should never be done as a 1L.

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The Little Lessons of Law School

September 3, 2014 by The Northwest 3L 1 Comment

The little lessons in law school are often the biggest ones. Here are the lessons that have been bestowed upon this law student.

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