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The Joys of Going Back to (Law) School

September 4, 2012 by Not an Elle 5 Comments

The first day of 1L is the worst. First day of 2L, apathetic. First day of 3L, the beginning of the end.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer, Not an Elle Tagged With: back to school, first day of school

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Don't Go to Law School, They Said

August 21, 2012 by Not an Elle 1 Comment

When they joke that you shouldn’t go to law school, don’t just laugh it off.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer, Not an Elle Tagged With: applying to law school, job market

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Screw You and Your Legal Ethics Joke

August 7, 2012 by Not an Elle 6 Comments

Why do people think it’s okay to call your chosen profession unethical to your face and laugh about it. I don’t know but it pisses me off.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: legal ethics, MPRE, professional exams

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What Women Wear to Court

July 24, 2012 by Not an Elle 15 Comments

What women should wear to court and what they should not.

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Filed Under: Lawyer, Not an Elle Tagged With: clothing, courtroom, women

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Why I Don't Play Games With Law Students

July 10, 2012 by Not an Elle 4 Comments

A fun, enjoyable game of Scrabble or Catchphrase with your laid back law school classmates? How about throwing the old pigskin around with some law school buds? Forget it. Law students don’t know when to check their cut throat nature.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, competition, games

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After Nearly Three Years, What Next?

June 26, 2012 by Not an Elle 6 Comments

I dread questions about what’s next, after law school. Why? Because I don’t have the answers.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, graduation, law jobs

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Faking It

May 29, 2012 by Not an Elle 3 Comments

I started my law firm summer job recently with a head full of typical first day anxiety questions.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, law firm jobs, summer associates

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May is a Mixed Bag

May 15, 2012 by Not an Elle Leave a Comment

Law school is one year closer to being over, but no one’s ever cheered or thrown a party for someone for being two-thirds done with something

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, graduation, law students

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Personas of a Law School Study Group

May 1, 2012 by Not an Elle 5 Comments

Most law school study groups are made up of more or less the same personalities.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer, Not an Elle Tagged With: Bitter Law School, finals, law school exams

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Law School Karma

April 17, 2012 by Not an Elle 1 Comment

The things you do in law school will follow you after graduation. Including the parts where you were an inconsiderate asshole.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School

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