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Soylent Day 5: I Quit

Soylent Day 5: I Quit

February 2, 2015 by panndder Leave a Comment

Day 5 was my first truly tough day. As I walked to work there were women with insulated backpacks giving out cans of Red Bull. When I got to work there were bagels and doughnuts. I passed through the lunch hour with dreams of gyro meat. Things were rough. Besides the social implications, the toughest…

Filed Under: Diary Of A Soylent Madman Tagged With: diy soylent, quitting, soylent

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Soylent Day Four: Goop, Glorious Beta Tested Goop

Soylent Day Four: Goop, Glorious Beta Tested Goop

January 30, 2015 by panndder Leave a Comment

Nothing changed, life-wise in day four. I felt good, and I was getting pretty used to my new life. It makes sense, though. I’m not really a beta tester in this. I mean, this goop is on version 3.0.1 so clearly there have been some bugs that were ironed out. The geeky side of me…

Filed Under: Diary Of A Soylent Madman Tagged With: beta test, diy soylent. drugs, soylent

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Soylent Day Three: I’m Kind Of Lonely

Soylent Day Three: I’m Kind Of Lonely

January 29, 2015 by panndder 2 Comments

It’s difficult to realize just how much eating and drinking drives what we do. Not being able to go out for lunch or drinks in any meaningful way really takes a toll on one’s social life. Additionally, when the best answer you have for why you can’t go out is “I’m drinking goop in lieu…

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Soylent Day Two: I Mightily Resist The Temptation Of Free Bagels

Soylent Day Two: I Mightily Resist The Temptation Of Free Bagels

January 28, 2015 by panndder Leave a Comment

I’ve not eaten solid food in about 36 hours and I felt amazing. Seriously, I felt great. Some of this may have to do with no alcohol and relative calorie deprivation. (I’m a big guy, and I’m known to wolf an entire pizza in a sitting.) There’s some science that suggests reduced calorie intake is…

Filed Under: Diary Of A Soylent Madman Tagged With: diary, diy soylent, experiment, stockholm syndrome

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Soylent Day One: I Grit My Teeth And Drink Grit All Day Long

Soylent Day One: I Grit My Teeth And Drink Grit All Day Long

January 27, 2015 by panndder 1 Comment

Now that I’ve got my will and life insurance squared away, I’m ready to live off of… …this for a while. It looks something like pancake batter prior to being mixed, but the finished product is grittier. I’ll probably try making pancakes or waffles or cookies with this at a later date. I weighed out…

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Soylent Day Zero: Why Am I Doing This?

Soylent Day Zero: Why Am I Doing This?

January 26, 2015 by panndder 1 Comment

Day 0: I’ve long been fascinated by the idea of utility, so when I first encountered the Kickstarter for the Soylent “nutritional drink” I was admittedly intrigued. Much has been made of this questionable new product and the people behind it, but I was most interested in the concept: a non-medical “food” that is pure…

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