Dragonfyre somehow involves a veteran who gets sucked through a portal or something and has to save the world from orcs and dragons. Ordinarily I hate this kind of premise for a story, but Sarah and I are going to make it entertaining one way or another. You should join us. Showtime is tonight, 9pm…
Cinéma Atroce: Automata
Automata stars Antonio Banderas as an insurance adjuster. In the future. That sounds so terrible it has to be good. (It actually looks awesome. This movie may not be atroce in the least.) Showtime is tonight, 9:20pm Central. Make yourself a cocktail, find yourself a comfy spot on the couch, tune in to Automata on…
Cinéma Atroce: In the Name of the King
Tonight’s movie, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, is adapted from the Dungeon Siege game and comes from legendary video-game-adaptation director Uwe Boll. Showtime is tonight, 9pm Central. Make yourself a cocktail, find yourself a comfy spot on the couch, and tune in to In the Name of the King on…
Cinéma Atroce: Dredd
Okay, Dredd is not a _bad_ movie. More like badass. It just doesn’t get much respect. Showtime is coming up soon: 9:30pm Central. Make yourself a cocktail, find yourself a comfy spot on the couch, and tune in to the liveblog starting at 9:30. Jump right down to the liveblog. Tonight’s Movie In a catastrophic…
Cinéma Atroce: Curse of the Dragon Slayer
From the looks of it, Curse of the Dragon Slayer is basically a D&D campaign that someone turned into a script. Which could be awesome. And hey, you can only watch Lord of the Rings so many times, right? Showtime is tonight at 9pm Central. Make yourself a cocktail, find yourself a comfy spot on…
Cinéma Atroce: Game of Death
Go make a cocktail, fire up Netflix, and come back in 10. Tonight we’ll be watching Bruce Lee kick ass in Uma Thurman’s ninja suit from Kill Bill 2. Showtime is 10:40 p.m. Central. Tonight’s Movie Game of Death, as described by Netflix: Billy Lo, a champion fighter and movie star, fakes his own death…