• Louis G

    I would never have sex with a client. It is unethical, and could very well be too smelly if I have to interact with a client in the future after having sex.

    • The Dean

      But what if you represent yourself in a matter?? Do you cease all masturbation until the matter is concluded and the relationship terminated?

      • Jerkface

        @The Dean – While your analysis is good, the rule in most states is that
        if you have a pre-existing sexual relationship with the client, then
        the rule does not apply.

        • The Dean

          @Jerkface – thank you, thank you! I would have responded earlier, but as soon as I saw your wisdom, I called my state’s board of professional responsibility, confirmed that the carve out applies here – and then ran straight to the bathroom.

          • Jerkface

            There is no way I can adequately express how awesome your comment is.

    • Sweetpea

      Of course it’s unethical, he’s sleep-studying the Code of Professional Conduct….. But I do love how that was worded, “If you find yourself having sex with a client, you must pull out” Ha ha ha…. Clever.