Yes, you would normally be reading all about the trials and tribulations of law school, but since the semester is over, we thought you’d enjoy the most absurd reviews of members of our esteemed profession we could find instead.
When you hear “Pensacola, Florida” you probably don’t think, “great lawyers.” According to Yelp, you’re probably right. ‘Course, if you thought “horrible clients” you are also probably right, as illustrated by this pleasant client:
“After you pay the hefty price for his legal counsel, you don’t even get him! You may end up with his young blond bimbo of a ‘partner’!”
That’s what we call KLASSY.
Looking for more “horrible clients” in Florida? If this guy isn’t exaggerating, he contacted this firm 160 times. Because he thought their contingency fee was too high. Can’t imagine why they declined his case…maybe because they are ass clowns? Well, someone sure is.
“I went to them for Wrongful Termination & unpaid OT case and was told after 6 months we would take your case for 50%. I was like WTF? I then sent over 100+ emails to [Senior Partner] himself with no response. Then 50+ calls to [Senior Partner] himself but never able to speak to [Senior Partner]. Then 10+ hand written letters to [Senior Partner] himself with no answer again. I guess he was too busy legalizing Pot in FL and still probably HIGH from that victory. A whole firm of ASS CLOWNS!”
In contrast, we’re not quite sure what this attorney did, but we’re pretty sure he deserved this public shaming:
“I’m ashamed of you, [Partner]. You know why. I’ve known you far too long for you to act like the man you swore you’d never turn into.”
What did you do?! Who is the man you swore you’d never become?! Is this a review or a pitch for a new soap opera?!
And speaking of soap operas, do you love Judge Judy? Would you be shocked to learn that Judge Judy is not actually a small claims court? Well, those that sign up for the show certainly find it shocking. Among many “consumer affairs reviews” in that vein, we bring you this gem:
“There is Nothing, and I mean NOTHING real about this show! The room is fake, the audience is fake and everything leading up to your appearance is fake as well.”
Shocking. Is the audience cardboard cutouts? How is the room fake? It’s got to be an actual room. We’re pretty sure the show isn’t animated…
“The bathroom was like a gas station’s.” Now that really is shocking! C’mon Judge Judy, we all gotta go.