Bitter Brief, ep. 02: Superman's Citizenship, Choking the Goat in Florida, and Alec Baldwin

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First, we tackle the controversial subject of the ultimate anchor baby’s immigration status. Next, our Bitter Lawyer of the Week goes from hero to zero. And, if you’ve ever had an urge to “choke the goat” in Florida while your pants are on the ground, we’ll tell you why that’s a bad idea in our Lawsuits & Legislation of the Week. Finally, Alec Baldwin stars in What We’re Bitter About This Week.

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  • Guano Dubango

    This is bitter stuff. The woman sounds smart, but is she attractive?

  • Paul Muad’dib

    She did a podcast here:

    Here picture is their to

    • Guano Dubango

      Thank you. She appears young and fertile. How can I know if she is interested in marriage and in returning with me to my home country to meet my Aunt Ooona?

      • Kimber A. Russell

        Sorry, Guano, I’m married! You’ll have to find another nubile young lady to present to your auntie!

        • Guano Dubango

          One thousand pardons! I did not know. I am in search of a fertile female attorney (unmarried and preferably virginal) who is interested in returning with me to my homeland in order to meet my Aunt Ooona. If she, following interview and examination, approves said female, I will be permitted to marry said female, and have her live a life of luxury, with said female’s sole duty to bear me three issue. If you or any other reader is aware of any eligible candidate, please post here, and ideally post a picture so that we can expedite the process.