Bitter Brief, ep. 03: Fit Congressmen, Pedarasty, & Masturbating At the Office

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In this installment of The Bitter Brief, Mark’s bitterness about an unusually fit Illinois congressman cannot be contained. We have two nominees for Judge of the Week—one from, you guessed it, Florida, and the other with interesting views on pederasty. In Lawsuits and Legislation, it’s another “WTF, Florida?” moment as a brave lawyer succeeds in bringing the sexy back, and Texas continues its crusade against being messed with, especially as it concerns Texans’ junk. All those bar exam takers out there will be thrilled to see an actual case of RAP in action. Oh, and we talk about a woman now legally permitted to masturbate at the office…at her desk…while looking at porn.

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  • Guano Dubango

    In my country, neither a man nor a woman are allowed to pleasure themselves, either privately or in public. There are no laws precluding pleasuring others, provided that there is a marriage between the parties. This is why I want to find a suitable woman for marriage and family. Where are the eligible women?