Caption This! (September 12, 2013)

Bitter Editor Contests, Lawyer 5 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here?

Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful.

The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll post the comic with the winning caption on Facebook.

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  • Joseph Beck

    “1,399 billable hours? No, don’t worry about it! What’s one little hour in the grand scheme of things? I’ve got your bonus right here…”

  • Jeremy L. Bartell

    “You heard right. Just make lunch at noon and you have the job.”

  • Jeremy L. Bartell

    “Each summer associate must spend an hour in our litigation simulator.”

  • Jeremy L. Bartell

    “Congratulations, you made it to the final step in our partnership track.”

  • Graem Kelly

    “A raise? Sure. Let me just send you down to the relevant department….”